Spaghetti

Spaghetti

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an  Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was  pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of  money if she would go to Italy to secretly have  the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,  he would also provide child support until the child  turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write `Spaghetti` on the back. He would then arrange for the child  support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

`Honey!,` she said, `you received a very strange post card today.`

`Oh, just give it to me and I`ll explain it  later,` he said. The wife obeyed and watched as  her husband read the card, turned white,  and fainted..

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,  Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without..
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