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Raitis1313:
Tagad tāds sūnains periods, ka neviens ańuks neškjiet smieklīgs, atvaino🙏
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satiec19mani53:
Labvakar!
Ne jau nu smieklīgākā, bet tomēr...
Jau nedēļu sēžu pašizolācijā. Aiz garlaicības sāku sarunāties ar sievu un bērniem. Izrādās interesanti cilvēki!
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Banff:
Mammu ! Fiona! Tēti! Šrek! Ēzel !!
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Sima4:
Neatceros anekdotes
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gurkjits:
Nevajag baidīties no mākslīgā intelekta, bet no dabiskā stulbuma
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Iors:
Labākais veids, kā pārbaudīt vīra uzticību, ir guļošam vīram agri no rīta pajautāt: Iesi pie savējās vai pie manis paliksi
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AnnaK:
Klātienē pastāstīšu
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Julianna:
Uz dzelcelja zliedem paariitiz nodarbojaz ar zezku* no pagrieziena brauc vilciena zaztavz* Ar lielam pulem machiniztc notur vilcienu pariz cm no milniekiem* Izlieciez pa logu lamaa choz no panckam* veciz pabeidz; pogaa bikchu priekchu un zaka --bratan; izvinji; odnomu iz naz nada bylo oztanovitcja* ja ne zmog*
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Adelina777:
Jā, sākšu tagad anektodi rakstīt 😀 Tu nopietni ?
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Ehsan:
When Jinnah was studying law at the London University,
a professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.
One day, Mr Peters was having lunch at the dining room when he came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.
The professor said, "Mr Jinnah, you do not understand, a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat" Jinnah looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied "You do not worry professor, I“ll fly away" and he went and sat at another table.
Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.
The next day in Class he posed the following question: "Jinnah, if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with money, which one would you take?"
Without hesitating, Jinnah responded "The one with the money, of course"
Mr Peters, smiling sarcastically said "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom"
Jinnah shrugged and responded "Each one takes what he doesn“t have
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